Tuesday 12 February 2008

Hottie and the Nottie Smashes Box Office Records!*


"That's hot. That's not..."

Paris Hilton's latest box office smash The Hottie and the Nottie has grossed a massive $27,696 in its opening 3 days. $27,696 at 111 locations in its opening weekend.

$27,696.

That's $230 per theaters. $230 per theatre!! I think making the popcorn for that day probably cost more than $230. Based on an $8 average ticket price, 29 paying customers showed up at each location.

I think to save time I'll do my review now: It's shit.

The facts and figures